The Shoplifting One. Trago Mills Final Installment

Anyone who has been to Trago Mills will know that time moves differently there

This is a true story

Names have been changed in this one to protect the identity of my relative

Two pens. But when? How? Crash zoom by a Luddite

Honestly, the managers narration about where we’d been, in what order, in what manner (you then proceeded via the second floor stairs…) went on and on and on…

Here’s the upside down bit. It was fun to draw – suggesting the list continues as nauseum on the reverse of my scroll map – but probably annoying to read

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Oops. ‘Tomb’ is Walter’s nickname. Too tired to go back and re photograph.
Hopefully, Trago Mills will remember this episode with fondness too and see my blog as a sort of advert. I’d certainly want to check out a luxury bookmark carousel only one aisle away from catering sized tubs of Flumps and I know many others who will almost definitely make the journey to have a look too. But none of them shoplift, unlike Walter, my third cousin twice removed.
And finally. A lovely cartoon from a twitter friend in homage to Trago.Thank you to Zoe Alker

Ps the yellow thing is a Rowe’s pasty