Robin Ince And The Jelly Fish Lampshade

Robin Ince is doing his hilarious and brilliant full length new show in Eastbourne tomorrow night. It’s sold out. I’m going because my offer to introduce Robin has been accepted*

*= this is disingenuous, I booked the gig

Here is my sketchbook on worrying about introducing Robin’s show*

*=not least because it is going to be clever and informative as well. My ex once told me I am EMOTIONALLY intelligent. As opposed to actually intelligent. I think wearing my Man Wig and pretending to be a swinger might be inappropriate. But then so would not wearing a wig and pretending to know stuff
TWIN HAIRCUTS

JELLYFISH LAMPSHADE

LIVE AT THE APOLLO, EASTBOURNE

ANY IDEAS?
I have an idea what to do. I won’t be talking about myself (boring) or trying my new political and feminist material (I haven’t learnt it and I’m hoping to leave it so long that I miss the bandwagon completely)
But we’ve got over 12 hours, friend! Feel free to write me an intro
Goodnight
BONUS DIAGRAM OF PAD* IN THE HAMMOCK, DRUNK ON CASTILLE, IN JUST HIS PANTS AND UNABLE TO GET OUT OF HIS VERTICAL UNRELAXING POSITION

*= Pad has played me a new band tonight that are related to the Circle Jerks. They are called ‘Off!’ I really like them so far. He played me a minute long song