A newsletter from Joanna about new towns, connections, how to hide a stain, a revenue stream that may or may not babble and other joyful scatterings.

Good day, as some of you know, I’ve just got back from the lovely Ideal UK tour with the greatest gang, too many to mention here but which included writer and performer Graham Duff who I’ve realised I’ve proudly known now for 35 years, Johnny Vegas who made us cry with laughter, Ben Crompton and his black banana that had exploded and forced an unplanned clean up stop for the tour bus, Emma Fryer who managed to be both the gentlest AND fiercest dear friend and colleague (also made us all roar laughing), Lucy Farrett who is a delight and Ryan Pope, genius and brilliant man of too many talents. Andy Hollingworth took photos of us all, the one above is by him. He is the best. Often I’m so tense in photos, it doesn’t look like me. That pink t shirt had a stain on the front so I put it on back to front. Cunning eh?

Thank you to everyone who came along and said nice things, we are thrilled that the show connected with so many people. I loved seeing towns I’d never seen before, and their bookshops. Shewsbury, Frome and Buxton were stand out.Sunderland wins for charity shops. I spent so much money in one, that the volunteer hugged me and asked me to visit her on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I did a comic strip about it, I’ll post it some time. We signed autographs for the audience at the theatre next door one night, because their cast refused to. It’s unusual to meet viewers for a TV show, it was a privilege, to be honest. Turns out Ideal is a show for artists and outsiders, music nerds and comedy gods. At one point I met my art school hero and valiantly pretended not to recognise them, so we could have a halfway decent conversation on a faux-equal footing without me shouting or fainting.

To surmise, it was a life changing couple of months and I don’t think I’ll ever recover. So what’s next?

Well, apart from housework, admin, self tapes, podcast plans, painting and illustrations for my friend Robin, I’ve just this morning joined Cameo, a website/app for actors and comedians where people can request a greetings video for any occasion. And now I’m an option on it. I chose Judith from Ideal as my main point of call because it’s the biggest role I’ve had on tele, even though it’s an embarrassing over-a-decade ago. Other Worry Of Mine: What if no one requests one, ever? Well, I’ll look like a dork. I’ve had worse. Also, I’ve made voice recordings for people before, sometimes for the price of a Mars Bar so I thought I may as well try and do them properly. Recordings are my very favourite thing, especially vocal ones. But now I will be brave and try and do my hair and make you a greetings video as me, or Judith (sorry) or Bjerk, Housewife Celia Jesson, Kate Gorse-Bush, whatever is most fun for you and your giftee.

You can find out about getting a fun recording HERE!

And Finally: Never Seen Before Content: A Diary Entry from New Year’s Day 2025 that I just found.

Drawing a cat while having a row. Apparently I need to have a look at a Jordan Peterson video (‘I’ll send you a link Jo’) to get a more balanced and fair view because there’s no such thing as a patriarchy and I don’t understand the ‘parlance of the Woke Movement’. I’m not entirely sure what I was saying or doing to provoke an unsolicited recommendation to watch this man. I was probably laughing at an impression of Bob Dylan.

Yes, I started the new year with a blazing row but a combination of being on tour and completing a course of Cognitive Behavioural Therapy has made me think I might be strong enough to face this relative again and laugh in the face of being called a bully for daring to disagree. Anyone else had a fun incel-ly based row with someone you love in the past year? I’d both hate and love to think I’m the only one.

Ps: Live Shows

The comedy night in Eastbourne is going to be an extended set from me this month, the best of my last touring show with Centre Partin Martin on rock guitar and then a lovely long set from the masterly genius Alastair Beckett-King, back by popular demand. Then I am off filming, then Nine Lessons with Cosmic Shambles Network on December 20th in London. Here are the links below, have a peep if you fancy and I hope you have enjoyed this scattered and rambling newsletter. I’ve been too busy steaming carpets and organising my CD’s into alphabetical order to look at cultural listings but I’d like to heartily recommend the ace Ben Moor’s show in London this month. Info below. Love from Jo

Saturday 25th October, The Lamb Inn, Eastbourne. Joanna Neary & Alastair Beckett-King from £10 TICKETS HERE

23rd/24th October London and other dates, Ben Moor’s latest show is on tour, more info HERE

Monday 3rd November, The Writer’s Block, Redruth, Cornwall. Character Comedy Writers Workshop  TICKETS HERE

Saturday 20th December, 11.30am matinee AND evening shows, Nine Lessons, Kings Place, London TICKETS HERE

I had a go on procreate. I don’t know if I like it. They sort of look ok on the screen (does everything look better when it’s lit from behind?)  but I can’t tell what the colours will do if they were printed. Everything looks somehow impressive on a screen, and yet.. not.

Last October I did a drawing challenge, I drew every day, basing my drawings on my Nana’s advice, and now I’m compiling them into a book, but these digital drawings need to be re-drawn. They were made because it got too late to photograph a paper page. Of course I could have scanned a drawing, but I’ve only just thought of that.

My favourite drawings were in pen and ink (dip pen). It feels good to be slightly out of control. When I was a kid, I used to copy Ronald Searle’s drawings (he famously used pen and ink of course) and one of the lessons that really stuck with me from Art School, was that you can tell the energy of a line.

My challenge this month is to assemble a pencil case of messy materials, and then draw outdoors and on the hoof, to see if the materials work. I drew on the South Downs, one finger holding onto the paint palette, on hand holding a pot of water and my sketchbook and the other three fingers worked the brush. The result was like something a 5 year old could have done, but that wasn’t important. The sketchbooks where the drawings are from life, are an incredible record of a moment. Your brain remembers everything about what you looked at and felt – the outdoors light and weather.. they are lovely diaries.

Next up, I am keeping my sketchbook diary again. Although they feel really non-eventful to draw, time turns them into something else entirely.

Anyone else keep a sketchbook? I might do some top tips if that would be interesting. I have a few.

Even though the Nine Lessons shows by Cosmic Shambles Network, are some of the most diverse, inspiring and bonkers nights I have ever had the pleasure of joining in with, when I was onstage at Nine Lessons For Curious People at King’s Place in London last December, doing this character, my Dolphin who talks about politics, I had a feeling that I needed to explain. I mean, I wasn’t a scientist and it wasn’t recognisably stand up comedy, unless you are used to  alternative comedy of circa 1992.

So after some jokes and still in the dolphin voice,  I told the audience that I felt I needed to explain what was happening. There was the laughter of relief. I told them that I went to art school for 7 years, and learnt I could make something out of nothing. (Namely weird theatre shows, made from desire, a deadline and no budget whatsoever, but I didn’t say that bit). And that THIS is the result. It seemed to relax everyone, including me and I’m glad I did it. I didn’t think of it until I was standing in the wings with Cosmic Mel. But that’s fine. If you know Robin Ince, you’ll be used to him and people like him and me suddenly trying new stuff.

Before I went onstage, Harry Hill advised that I needed to pad out the top of the dolphin because the head bit was too floppy. So I took my socks off, and stuffed the top. Harry was right, this looked much better. Ponged though.

For those who don’t know, Nine Lessons are nights with scientists, musicians, comedians and oddballs, and I’m thrilled to see that Robin Ince and The Cosmic Shambles Network have recently made a documentary about these shows, have a look. It’s called Curious People: An Incomplete History Of Nine Lessons and Compendium.

You can see a trailer for it HERE. 

My memories include:

not recognising Jim Bob after hanging out together for four nights, because he’d put a pair of glasses on,

singing backing vocals with Robyn Hitchcock,

discussing what Twerking might be with Grace Petrie (‘can you do it of your own volition?’),

watching Neil Hannon soundcheck and pretending to be nonplussed (I was with my husband who contained himself and casually whispered ‘this is my favourite song’),

and talking about Old Wives Tales with Simon Singh.

I started out doing theatre and worked with art student friends Jason Pegg from Clearlake, film-maker Ben Rivers and a cardboard cow. I once made a doll out of fir cones and played God in the style of Groucho Marx.

After Maddy Costa’s review, who said I’d be better off making a baby, I moved to the ‘comedy’ section of what was then a 5-page brochure and found my audience. Now, I am touring BOOKTALKBOOKTALKBOOK with Ben Moor, and my solo comedy shows ‘WASP IN A CARDIGAN’, ‘STINKY’, and developing new shows, ‘2B Or Not 2B – Drawn to Stories’ for children, and inspired by last weekend’s Exeter Comedy Festival’s little try out show in a knitting shop, I’m working on more ‘WOOLLY STORIES’, in which I put my drawings and comedy together (again).

This photo is by Natalie Shaw for The Cosmic Shambles Network.

yes, that’s me. An artist, doing exhibitions. *bows*

My name is Joanna Neary and I went to Art School for what might be a record-breaking SEVEN YEARS. And I’m still mulling over doing an MA after all that.

Since graduating, I have kept on drawing and painting. I’ve had recent exhibitions with Artwave and have another coming up in Brighton soon. If anyone would like to buy an original painting or commission something, please get in touch. I’m going to get some cards made soon.

Sketchbooks are important. It means we can find each other.

I once recognised a fellow Falmouth School Of Art And Design (which is what it was called when I was there, rosy cheeked and fresh out of Pool Comprehensive School, just 20 miles down the road in Redruth) on the train because she took out a sketchbook. In the late 1980’s, us art students were instructed by our Falmouth Tutors that sketchbooks were tremendously important and must be carried about everywhere with us, and preferably drawn in, and ALL OF US have been keeping a daily sketchbook about our person ever since.

Honestly, next time I see you, ask to see my sketchbook. I will have it on me, I’m lost without it. It’s like some kind of additional limb but less useful.

Celia will compere a show soon, my comedy and art collide.

Happily, for the last few years, I’ve been doing the odd illustration for people and things, starting with Sarah Millican’s Standard Issue online magazine and then Sarah’s Christmas Card, and since then, exhibitions. Here are some snaps from the one just gone. Coming up next – Atelier Brighton with Jonny Hannah and Friends. And my Celia character from my Wife On Earth Podcast and as heard on Radios 3, 4, 6, and TVs BBC and Ch4 might be making an appearance there as compere, with Jonny’s band The Postmen… watch this space… (or subscribe for the mailing list and you’ll be the first to hear. I love having a mailing list and I never bombard people with mail outs, I’m too busy dancing about and drawing. *twing*)

East Sussex, 20th Sept 2023

Sadly Tony had to pull out of the Eastbourne Comedy Night, so we’re thrilled to welcome GEORGE EGG back again, with a version of his live cooking show. Ticket link is here

Plus Dan Evans and me, Joanna Neary. Hope you can make it, if you fancy (and can navigate train strikes, Rugby Final, Peaches playing up the road and general malaise). x

Joanna Neary here, ello

Hello my friends, I hope you are enjoying summer. We went in four different seas in Cornwall last week, one was choppy, one was deep, one was like being kicked up the bum by surprising waves and the fourth was grey skies but deceptively warm. Swimming in the sea makes me laugh, but in terms of safety it’s not ideal, laughing at huge waves with your mouth open.

Then we got back in time for Airborne which was frankly terrifying. We had a Lancaster bomber circling our home, they are such beautiful designs if you don’t think too hard about the war machine bit. Joanna NERVY more like.

Thank you to everyone who came to see my comedy show Wasp In A Cardigan at the first ever Eastbourne Fringe, it was smashing to see so many people come along to a dark wood lined theatre on a sunny July Friday night. The show is touring this year and so here I am, updating my website for the first time since about 2021. I’ve been too busy making up new voices, drawing and swimming in the sea. Admin? Badmin.

This summer I did my chancy new show at Latitude and it went really well so I’m going back next year and am developing it a bit more. All my comedy colleagues (well, most of them ) are in Edinburgh for the Fringe, if you’re up there too, I hope you are having a ball and do go and see dear old bean Robin Ince for me. I wish I could have seen his two shows this year BUT we are having him back in Eastbourne with his whole show in December (the 9th if you want to put it in your diary) so we’ll see Robin then.

The main thing I’m doing is writing a book, and I’d love to know what you think. I have three big ideas, and one of them is a book like a school annual called CELIA. It’ll have drawings, comic strips, illustrated stories, games, quizzes.. all based on my uptight housewife. What do you think? Would you like to see a book like that? I’m not trying to sell it to you, but I’d love to get an idea of whether or not an arty book that’s funny about my most popular character would be interesting and a nice thing to see. Let me know if you have a sec, I’d be most grateful.

LINKS!

In the meantime, if anyone would like to see and hear more of my shenanigans, here’s a clickable link to my Celia on Radio 4 series Wosson Cornwall 

and another to my filmed show Wife On Earth which went to Edinburgh as Wasp In A Cardigan. It got lots of great reviews, including this one from The List (****) and is available to buy as a download from the mighty Go Faster Stripe.

Finally for now = I’ll be taking part in two art exhibitions this autumn, one with Jonny Hannah in Brighton and at The White Rose Workshop in Newhaven which you can find here.

Thank you for reading to the bottom. Here is a section of my desk blotting paper, I’ve been making Folk Horror inspired prints. I do hope you are all well. Love Jo.

Thank you in advance, for reading my post. I’m a bit tired after doing a show in the middle of nowhere last night, and not getting home till 2am. Edit button is defunct.

I’m pleased to announce that I’m doing my stand up comedy show at The Stand this August. The shows start on 5th August and continue until the 28th, with a day off on the 15th. There’s a preview show on the 4th which is bound to be a lark and the tickets for that one are cheaper, I think.

The show is called Joanna Neary: Wasp In A Cardigan and features many of my alter-egos, being charming and annoyed, sometimes simultaneously, whatever’s the most fun.

You can get tickets HERE and please feel free to bring your friends, I promise we’ll have an excellent time.

In the meantime, for virtual entertainment, for the lead up to the shows, and including the time in Edinburgh I’m doing a silly daily drawing challenge on social media for 100 days. I’ve created the hashtag #100DaysOfFringeFun so have a look if you fancy. To join in, follow me on instagram or twitter so you’ll see the daily prompt and then post your Edinburgh Fringe inspired drawing using the hashtag, so I get to see it too. Feel free to use it to share shows that you’ve seen or done in Edinburgh’s past, or have coming up this year. I’d love to see your sketches and stories.

Once we’re in Edinburgh, we’ll be organising sketch drawing groups, competitions and live drawing events, with the chance to win a commissioned portrait, to raise money for charity. More on that sooooonnnn!

Prompt for Day 23 is POTATO

Today is Day 23 and I’m going to be doing the prompt ‘Potato’ you can see the drawing later on today on instagram and twitter. I haven’t done it yet.

Jo x

My spring shows coming up: 

DEVON:

Saturday 7^th May – solo comedy show WIFE ON EARTH Tinner’s Moon Festival, Ashburton

Devon, you say? Tickets please!

Sunday 8^th May – children’s comedy show ‘STINKY MCFISH AND THE WORLD’S WORST WISH’  Tinner’s Moon Festival, Ashburton

Might as well go to both shows in Devon. Give me a ticket

EAST SUSSEX

Saturday 30^th April –LORD GOD Robertsbridge, East Sussex. 

Go on then, give me tickets to Robertsbridge. 

Saturday 14^th May and Sunday 15th May – WIFE ON EARTH at 5pm, The Rialto Theatre, Brighton Fringe.

Any excuse to see a show in Brighton! Tickets please

Saturday 28^th May – JO NEARY AND FRIENDS PRESENT COMEDY AT THE LAMB, Eastbourne. 
NEW = WE ARE PUTTING SOME PAPER TICKETS BEHIND THE BAR AT THE LAMB, FOR ANYONE WHO’D PREFER THAT. OTHERWISE, TICKETS ONLINE ARE HERE, CLICK ON ME. 

Our sell-out comedy night is just ace, a tiny room and a wonderful audience, Zoe Lyons said it reminded her of what she loves about doing comedy. 

After a hiatus, like everyone, we’re thrilled to be back. I’ve even bought new lighting and made some weird back drops that Robin Ince compared to a Fabric Stonehenge.

Midlands: 

Friday 27^th May – WIFE ON EARTH 7.30pm At Upstairs At The Western, Leicester 

Leicester is PERFECT! Take me there right away. 

Please come to these ones if you fancy, and bring everyone you meet along the way. The venues are very kindly putting on people who aren’t famous and don’t have a big machine behind them (unless you can count our nearby RNLI LifeBoat, but even then, ‘machine’ is stretching it, as is ‘nearby’). If people come along to these, I won’t look like a complete liability. I know I’ve sold tickets but the more the merrier. Thank you again in advance.

LONDON:

Friday 15th July – Hen And Chickens Theatre, London A double bill of Jo’s new show Wasp In A Cardigan and Ben Moor’s Who Here’s Lost?

DOUBLE BILL TICKETS FOR LONDON 

Thank you to everyone who has already supported me, our nights and these little independent venues, it means the world, it really does. And thank you in advance to those of you who are thinking about it. Might see you soon then, come and say hello. 

If you’ve recently asked for a drawing, it’s on its way. Thank you for your patience.

x Jo

Hello Eastbourne and East Sussex Subscribers!

Just a quick one to say that we are starting up our comedy night at The Lamb Inn, High St, Eastbourne again regularly and tickets are now on sale for the first one of these, Saturday 28^th May.

Massive thank you to all our brilliant audiences who have joined us for our stumble back to normality, with Robin Ince returning back in October, and Isy Suttie delighting everyone this January with her stand up and new book ‘Jane Is Trying’, it was wonderful to see so many of you back again. We will carry on keeping doors and windows open before and after the show, to help everyone feel nicely aired.

We are planning to do the show on the LAST SATURDAY OF EVERY MONTH (except August because I’m in Edinburgh and you’ll all be paddling in the sea I expect and maybe not October because that’ll be Halloween Eve and the pub might have a big costume party on, but we’ll do something that month I’m sure..)

We’re keeping numbers down still, to make everyone feel very comfortable but it does mean that booking in advance is a must. Hope to see you there!

Give me my tickets

To summarise, the line up is

• Andrew O’Neill, as seen on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, brilliant stand up and author of ‘The History Of Heavy Metal’.

• Mr G Reaper, AKA Death, back at the Lamb Inn by popular demand, he can be glimpsed beforehand checking his scythe in the window reflection behind the washing machine in the back room.

• Jo Neary trying out new stuff, including a short play with a cast of thousands.

• Dyball & Kerr wit their cavalcade of original and startling characters, including the likes of Darren and Dean, the Football Fans (And Operetta Fans) of Kemptown’s Rainbow District and other apparitions besides.

  here’s what the ticket site says =

WE’RE BACK! Last Saturday of the month, kicking off this May with a wonderful line up, award-winning Occult Comedian Andrew O’Neill (Saxondale, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, author of A History Of Heavy Metal) joins the gang at The Lamb Inn for the first time. Andrew is brilliant. Anarchic, warm, hilarious, charming, just perfect for our bonkers night and we’re thrilled they can join us.

Plus the eagerly awaited return of Mr G Reaper AKA Death with his soothing words of wisdom and doom..

And as ever, regulars Dyball & Kerr with their astonishingly hilarious and recognisable character comedy based on everyone you’ve ever met in the Sussex area, and hostess Joanna Neary with her newest creations, World Premiering At The Lamb.

We are still running at a reduced capacity, to help people keep a distance and feel safe.

If it’s warm enough, we’ll keep the windows and door open, if it’s a bit breezy, we’ll pull the doors to during the show. We’ll have hand sanitiser for everyone and mask wearers are very welcome, do what feels best for you.

All acts will check they test negative for Covid before the show and as such we reserve the right to tweak the line ups accordingly, to keep everyone safe.

We’d very much appreciate you taking a test before coming out or staying away if you have symptoms, and in that case, we will give you free tickets for the next show if you have to miss this one.

Due to limited capacity, booking is essential.

Welcome back! Jo & Friends

Photo credit for Andrew O’Neill = Steve Brown

See you there, East Sussex friends!

X Jo

Helloooooooo and welcome back to my news desk!

I hope all is well with you, thank you for sticking around. I don’t think I’ve done a news update since nothing much happened last time. I’ve been cooking from scratch a lot, planning some new things for you to see, and have tidied all the paper for drawing and collage into organised boxes at long last, so new arty things will be on the way soon.

Latest news #1 = I’m doing Brighton Fringe Festival and Edinburgh Fringe Festival this year, with my solo comedy show. It’s more stand up and jokes and less theatrical pauses and wigs. I am so excited about trying new things.

Witterings #2 = Today I went down the allotment and trod on a nail but it only stuck into my shoe. After treading on a nail, I came home and someone on instagram had sent a reply ‘Nine Inch Nails’ and I thought, well what a coincidence, experiencing a nail, and then it being followed up with a further mention of a musical outfit of imagined nails.

I can still feel where the actual nail went into my shoe but happily it only left a red mark. My foot is in shock at the thought of the nail though, it’s slightly throbbing, unpleasantly.

It all started last night, when someone posted a picture of a rock t-shirt with ‘and you could have it all, my empire of dirt’ with a mouse on a skateboard looking pleased, and immediately Will Oldham sprang to mind, and Johnny Cash singing, so I said about it. In the end (I’m cutting this short because it’s getting silly) it turned out NOT to be ‘I See A Darkness’ written by W. Oldham and covered by J. Cash but HURT covered by J. Cash and written by the Nails. Somewhere there is a venn diagram explaining all this. It’s got me in the middle looking all confused and information that everyone else knows, in either circle.

Latest News #2 = As well as playing numerous characters including ‘a Julie Walters-esque maid’ (Audience member) in Philip Reeve’s (Mortal Engines, Pugs Of The Frozen North) and Brian Mitchell’s (Ministry of Biscuits) musical play ‘Lord God’ in Eastbourne and Sheppey recently, I’ve been doing my comedy show in a double bill with Ben Moor. I had a lovely time adding stand up to my menagerie of characters-based-on-real-people in Margate, and that’s the show in development that’s going to Edinburgh this August. In the meantime, if you’d like to see the show as a film for all the family, it’s just £5 to download. It was filmed by Go Faster Stripe in autumn 2021. It’s great. It really is.

GIVE ME YOUR SHOW TO DOWNLOAD

FINALLY, here are the shows I’ve got coming up this month, it’d be lovely if you’d like to come along. The London one was postponed from December so it’s going to be a Christmassy one, which will be nice. So that’s Milton Keynes, London and Farsley, Yorkshire. Plus one April Lord God show in Sussex at the end of the month. MORE IN MAY…ta ra for now!

Comedy night gigs and shows for April 2022:

Wed 13^th April – Screaming Blue Murder Comedy Night, Milton Keynes. Tickets

Sat 16^th April – Comedy At The Constitutional, Farsley, Leeds. Tickets

Sun 17^th April – Nine Lessons and Carols for Curious People – Easter Edition, King’s Place, London. Tickets

Sat 30^th April – Lord God the Musical, Robertsbridge, Sussex. Tickets

This image is a doodle from my sketchbook of my family watching The Great Pottery Throw Down. It’s nice, that show, isn’t it? 

Just noticed ‘nine’ appeared again, as in inch nails and lessons and carols.

Jo